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 The Not Really Radio Show Biography Page
Benjamin "Wally"
Benjamin “Wally” Carrico is a dashingly handsome world traveler, historian, comedian, conspiracy theorist, author of the worlds first invisible novel, the inventor of masturbation and a vagina enthusiast. Benjamin likes to get really drunk and type his own bio while watching episodes of “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”. The secret word is egotistical, boys and girls! Benjamin would like to thank all of you for wasting precious moments of your lives to read this sardonic banter! Benjamin met Grady when he purchased some "animal talent" from him at a theatrical show in Mexico..
 Grady “Coldwater”
Grady “Coldwater” started his career as a car salesman but quickly realized that he couldn’t sell an asshole to a sodomite and switched careers to “factory rat”. Grady found this line of work “gay”, but soon found his way into the exciting field of animal talent management. Grady’s first client was a violin playing goat and a donkey that was born with human tits. Grady sold the donkey to a show in Tijuana, Mexico for a gallon of bathtub whiskey and a hand job. The violin playing goat accused Grady of date rape and so he fled Mexico for America. Grady now resides in Michigan where he taste tests artificial sperm for the porn industry
Tony "The Realist"
Tony "The Realist" is a young, handsome, talented, and seductive man. He is just now getting his start in life and, unfortunately, has only the two men above to look to for direction. The Realist spends most of his time editing the show, working on the site, or playing video games and reading Newsweek. |
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